Sipping on festive, New-Year’s-Eve-style, carbonated, non-alcoholic apple cider, DVM has convinced the WordPress.com stats helper monkeys to forego watching the Moody Blues concert marathon on PBS and instead prepare (sans dung-flinging) a 2015 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt (sans the explicit sadomasochistic sex scenes involving brooding vampiric Millennial periodontists):
A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 650 times in 2015. If it were a cable car, it would take about 11 trips to carry that many people past the far more than 650 homeless people begging on the street.
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