I dreamed I had a has-been party / Everyone was there / Mason Reese and Donna Rice / And the Flock of Seagulls guy / You know, the guy with the hair
Everyone drank / To each other’s comeback attempt / You were never a star / So don’t rag on them
I dreamed I had a has-been party / Everyone was there / Stacey Q and Mr. T / And Monica Lewinsky / Oh, and don’t forget Liz Phair
Everyone drank / To each other’s reality show / You don’t have one / Which means your life blows
Why can’t I dream about bananas / Or a night in Havana?
But no, I had to dream about a has-been party
© 2011 David V. Matthews
December 4, 1998/August 22, 2011